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Dreaming of fuckin' ..............
THAT NIGGA IN THE MAIL ROOM
Authored by AD Black .Copyright 2007.
Web-Orion Internet
My name is Eric Williams,
I work in the art department at a downtown law firm. Yup, you might
have guessed, I'm one of only a handfull of bruthas that work for
the firm, and most def one of the ONLY ones who aint trying to kiss
ass, you know, the Clarence Thomas type uncle sam mutha fucka that
every job seems to have.
"Eric, haven't
you rendered that new design for me yet??!! I need it by 2PM.",
arrogantly asks Richard McCollough, A partner in the firm's intellectual
property department I dreadfully work at.
"Richard, I told
you already, your in the cue man, I cant brush aside other priorties
just because, you are pressed for time", I confidentely state,
feeling as though i've put his bitch ass in his place. He stares
at me with an almost evil glance then turns out and storms out of
my office.Aside from the far-to-often asshole attornies that comes
storming into my office, my job is nice, pays my bills, gives me
money to get my chronic (every Friday-Saturday), catch a good movie,
buy some tite gear, and enjoy the good life, but its boring as fuck.
Working around arrogant attornies who want a nigga to jump whenever
they say jump, fuck the fact that I have other projects that need
to get done.Just when I was considering finding another job, Kerigan
Stethers walks in the office with this incredibly muscular, brutha
who's chest was bulging out of his dress shirt, I thought "God
damm, who the fuck is this nigga?", apparently he was a new
addition to the firm's mail proccessing center (main mailroom).
Kerigan walked him around key departments in the firm, introducing
him to various management and other personnel that the mailroom
regularly picked up mail-items for outbound delivery. Everybody
has a fantasy of gettin' they freak on with somebody. The funny
shit is that my dream nigga literally had just walked through the
door: 6'4 229, muscular, carmel chocolate mutha fucka with a tite
bald fade, goatee, nice smooth skin, lucious full lips, and a fucken
perfect smile. The brutha knew he was incredibly handsome. After
I picked my fucken tongue up off the ground, Karigan walked over
to the art department, introduced this new brutha to the management
and they walked, seemingly in slow-motion, in my direction, talking
to one another smiling and obviously engaged in small talk. I quickly
turned my attention to my computer as if not to notice the two of
them.
"Hello Eric."
I looked up and noticed
Karigan and this walking god standing 3 feet or-so from my desk."
"I have a new hire
i'd like to introduce you to. Rajeem, meet Eric Williams Senior
Designer in our art department. Rajeem is a new addition to our
mailroom and will assist them with all the new business the firm
has acquired. Rajeem, you'll be interacting with the Art department
frequently and Eric is the man to know." I made eye contact
with this nigga and felt as though he could see through my eyes,
into my mind, and read the thoughts I was having? Can this nigga
know I think he is the finest mutha fucka i've seen in years?
"Nice to meet you
Mr. Williams.", this chocolate god said beeming from ear to
ear, showcasing his flawless pearly-white teeth.
"Call me Eric Man."
I quickly respond to let this nigga know that i'm down to earth
type nigga.
"All right then
Eric, its nice to meet the man to know. Whatever you need, im your
man. Just press *57789 on the firm phone system."
I stood firm, shook
his hand, and made eye contact for what seems an eternity. Man his
eyes are a beautiful shade of dark brown. I was really gettin off
on being this close to this hot ass nigga.
"Come by my office
when you have a moment Eric, I want to talk to you about a new recruit
in your department", Karigan said as both her and Rajeem continued
on their rounds. I watch this tall nigga as he left the office,
man what a fucken sight: 6'4 muscular and this nigga's back is nice
too. He was wearing the fuck out of them slacks too. Feeling them
out in everyway. I could already tell from the front he was packin
crazy, but from the back this nigga is sick! He had a phat round
muscle booty begging to breathe in them slacks he had on. The slacks
were not 'too tight' but just right, and they hugged every square
inch of this niggas incredible booty. The brutha had that flawless
juicy track booty. The kind with dimples on the side. His highly
defined back, and the arch in his back, put even more emphasis on
his god-sculpted ass.
The rest of my day seemed
to pass extremely slowely all I could think of was Rajeem and how
fine this nigga was. "Aiight Eric", I told myself. "We
aren't going to get hooked on a nigga that may be straight for all
I know". I told myself constantly to keep it professional and
dont allow myself to be tricked in to thikin this nigga could even'remotely'
be down with fooling around.
"5:30pm, allright
yo, my man,, im out of here", said Kent one of the Jr. designers
in my department, pretty smart white boy, who is a bit annoying,
and every know again has "wigger" moment where he tries
to be down with the bruthas.
"All right man,
lol, take it easy. see you monday." I said comically. Monday?
ahh I had forgot it was actually friday! Oh its on! Weed man here
I come (lol). For a minute, I forgot all about Rajeem and focused
on the weekend coming up.
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